Future Literary Classics
Some of you are here because you stumbled upon a sensible comment or post I made some time in the Past and foolishly thought I must, therefore, be worth following.
Some of you, E. Scott and Roy ¹, are here because you have a degenerate sense of humour.
Some of you, SouthpawPoet and Aura, are here because you are just plain degenerate.
And some of you are (God help us) Stephen M. Tomic, Gutbloom or John Tinney.
This post is for the latter three groups — there is nothing sensible to be found here.
Still ̶g̶ here?
On your own head be it then.
So … typos that result in my being reminded of Richard Gere’s gerbilectomy (look it up) aside
… and you should pay especial attention when investigating DuckDuckGo, believe me
… I was recently(ish) put in mind of the novel Crooked Little Vein … by Warren Ellis ²:
As if that weren’t disturbing enough, however …
*siii…iii…iiih*
You really have to wonder about the human race at times
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¹ Although you have to cut Roy some slack — he has a difficult home life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAQNweGsKqM
² It’s not great literature, but you do learn that the Vice President of the US likes to sh*t the bed recreationally … and a surprising amount about Godzilla bukkake and related activities — just don’t read it last thing at night (can’t sleep … ̶ ̶c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶s̶ ² dinosaurs will ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ f*ck my face!)
I’ll never be able to look at one of those giant foam hands people like to wave at sporting events without wondering about the wearer either.
³ https://whereangelsfeartotread.medium.com/no-laughing-matter-bf14924a31ca
