Future Literary Classics
Some of you are here because you stumbled upon a sensible comment or post I made some time in the Past and foolishly thought I must, therefore, be worth following.
This post is for the latter three groups — there is nothing sensible to be found here.
Still ̶g̶ here?
On your own head be it then.
So … typos that result in my being reminded of Richard Gere’s gerbilectomy (look it up) aside
… and you should pay especial attention when investigating DuckDuckGo, believe me
DuckDuck ̶G̶ Typ-o
Have you noticed how close together the ‘G’ and the ‘T’ are on the keyboard?
… I was recently(ish) put in mind of the novel Crooked Little Vein … by Warren Ellis ²:
'My Antifa Lover': I read the weirdest Trump-era erotica so you don't have to
If you've ever wondered what it might be like to, say, have a sexual encounter with Mike Pence, Kindle has you covered…
As if that weren’t disturbing enough, however …
Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2)
Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2) - Kindle edition by Delaney, Leonard. Download it…
You really have to wonder about the human race at times
² It’s not great literature, but you do learn that the Vice President of the US likes to sh*t the bed recreationally … and a surprising amount about Godzilla bukkake and related activities — just don’t read it last thing at night (can’t sleep … ̶ ̶c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶s̶ ² dinosaurs will ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ f*ck my face!)
I’ll never be able to look at one of those giant foam hands people like to wave at sporting events without wondering about the wearer either.