Jun 9, 2021
Zen And The Art Of Cooking
This applies to the pasta, the special fried rice and the ‘serves eight’ portion of provençale potatoes with extra red peppers.
The Future is uncertain; always eat your dessert first
… but whether there is any dessert to be had or not, you should always eat the Present before it becomes the Past — the Future may never come and then the food will have been wasted, which would be sinful by anyone’s standards ¹ except for those of narcissists and sociopaths (who don’t actually have any standards and don’t, therefore, count).
Eat it!
Eat it all!
Eat it now!
Eat it, eat it, EAT it!
NOW!
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¹ Likewise, drink your beer — there are sober children in India!
