“Are you sure you want to share that link? You a̶p̶p̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶ don’t appear to have read the story.”

I was going to say something along those lines to the guy who commented that “Free market capitalism is […] the most moral mode of human interaction ever devised.”

But then it dawned on me that, even if that were indeed true, the brain damaged simpleton wouldn’t understand why there is no logical basis for that assertion — it’s an article of faith, not of fact.

And thus a fruitless waste of my life arguing with the mentally impaired on the Internet was averted by a timely intervention on the part of my brain — thankyou, brain … I love you too and I’ll treat you to something nice later to show my appreciation of you [1].

[1] A couple of phonecalls is all it should take to transform you into a drooling moron and we’ll both enjoy it.




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Where Angels Fear

Where Angels Fear


There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.