As far as I am concerned, “Misfits” is a horror punk band with Glen Danzig on vocals

You haven’t seen Misfits!?!

Oh, but you must!!!

The original, British, version, naturally.

“I’m ramming my c**k up a turtle’s arse … and you want me to be gentle!?!”

“Maybe you could just get him drunk first”

I f**king LOVE ‘Misfits’ !!!

“This is a chance to use your cock for good"

Every time I have shown the first four episodes of Series 1 to anyone, I have made sure that it was on a Friday and that I had nothing to do that weekend — Because, after that, all they wanted to do was watch it all weekend [1]

One person even called in sick on the Monday once, so they could finish watching ;)

I mean … in what other T.V. series/serial/Film/Movie does a bunch of super-anti-heroes go on a mission to identify, locate and apologise to an unknown woman one of them slept with at a party … who, unbeknownst to him, has the power to make men’s dicks shrivel and fall off … before it’s too late?

Or accidentally kill all their probation workers?

Or have to slaughter a team of zombie cheerleaders?

Seriously … you’ve got to watch it!

Not with your daughter though!

Now … stop spoiling it for yourself by watching clips; just get hold of it and watch it — I’ll be surprised if you regret it :)

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[1] Good job I’ve got all of them on DVD, eh?