I have very intense, weird dreams and lately
Yeah … there’s a lot of it about, it seems.
It even has a name: Covid dreams — which is just weird, because (mostly) they aren’t even about Covid, it seems.
I’m always travelling somewhere…
It’s probably a metaphor — your subconscious is telling you something:
In your case, I wouldn’t want to dig too deep in case it were full of flying snakes masquerading as badgers, because you’d be wailing on about badgers and I’d be confused, looking at all the snakes and thinking “Where? Where are the badgers?”, because there weren’t any badgers, because you’re Spanish and don’t know what badgers look like and they were snakes, but you don’t know what they look like either because you live in Éire and have never seen one, you’ve only seen them in my posts here on Medium, so, even if you weren’t you and confused anyway, you’d be confused anyway and get it all wrong and that would be confusing for me … and why can’t you just eat them all anyhow, like you did with all the Tapir, you monster?
But, if I were to hazard a guess what might be behind it, it’s probably guilt about your King:
Either that or you’re worried about the locals catching up with you and burning you at the stake — they’ve got pitchforks and flambeaux!
Last night I also managed to meet two deceased people:
As in they are dead IRL or that they were dead in the story of your dream (as in it doesn’t matter if they are dead in IRL, or even people you know IRL, or even real people who have ever existed IRL … in your dream they were dead)?
must be that Samhain gates are open ;)
Not yet, they’re not.
Or they shouldn’t be anyway.
You didn’t open them, did you? ¹
But yes, it felt good to ride a motorcycle
It does, yes.
or to command a spaceship
You know they’re not real, yes?
I mean, obviously, they’re real … we’ve been to the Moon ⁶ …but not the kind you were dreaming about. Those kinds of spacecraft aren’t real.
in a dream,
See?
Not real.
even if I didn’t know exactly where I was going.
Now there’s a metaphor for Life, if ever I heard one.
Well … your life anyway, but you take my point.
I mean, even you know you’re clueless, so it will come as no surprise that your dreams should reflect that, but it’s actually true of pretty much everyone else throughout History too — you’re all drooling simpletons with no idea what you’re doing most of the time and, even when you do, doing something utterly stupid that nobody in their right mind ⁷ would do in a million years!
Kinda biblical Ezequiel’s adventure …
That’s an interesting spelling.
I don’t know why I’m surprised to see it spelt that way in Spanish ⁸, I just am — it strikes me as being more French than Spanish ⁹.
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¹ It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that you had — it’s the kind of thing left-handed people in general would do ², but you especially because you’re both left-handed and you.
² They’re sinister ³.
³ Really, come Samhain, they shouldn’t all simply be locked in the cellar/attic as usual … nor even chained up for good measure ⁴ … but drugged into unconsciousness, so that they can’t act as a conduit.
⁴ With the good, sturdy, unbreakable chains ⁵.
⁵ The kind of chains that prevented Henrietta from escaping the fruit cellar in Evil Dead II.
⁶ The Earth isn’t flat either. Oh … and you lost the War, too — the British built a big statue of Nelson in London to commemorate their victory (it’s still there today!)
⁷ Me.
⁸ They’re made of monkeys, after all …
… so I shouldn’t be at all surprised they can’t spell properly.
⁹ Spanish is really a dialect of French though ⁸, so I suppose that’s why they’re the same: because they’re both confused ¹⁰.
¹⁰ They think they’re speaking different languages when, actually, they’re both just speaking an Italian creole with a funny accent.
