You could always try lace. Might get you fewer nurse’s numbers, but the ones you do get will make up for the lack of quantity.

Yeah …

… but, no.

I’m really not into cross-dressing.

Moreover … whilst I’m not prejudiced either way around … if she wants to explore her sexuality in that way then my advice would be for her to try it with a woman rather than a man dressed as a woman — just a thought.

Each to their own. Live and let live I say — not often, I grant you … I seem to spend more of my life screaming “Die, you bastards!” … but nevertheless.

I’m just not that way inclined, myself — I simply don’t get the need for all the fuss.

By all means, put up a fight, if you’re so inclined — in fact, if you’re not a challenge then, whilst I’ll show you a good time, you’ll be wasting mine really and I won’t be back for more.

There’s no need to play-act or role-play — this isn’t a game, it’s real life … and this is no Jedi mind trick, I am fucking you.

So …

Put your handcuffs away. Leave the rope(s) where they are. Don’t even think about any of the other stuff that might have crossed your mind. [1]

There’s just no call for it; we both know who’s in charge here at the end of the day, so there’s really no need for me to tie you up or down — if you know what’s good for you [2] then when I tell you to do something … you do it.

Seriously … you don’t need paraphenalia, sweetheart.

So, when you’re done playing with little boys and their toys, come and talk to me.

Don’t waste my time otherwise — I like women … not little girls.

And fundamentally I’m not interested in women who don’t take the relationship seriously.

[1] Really … don’t go there — pull that shit on me and you can forget about ‘safe words’, let alone safety nets.

[2] And, trust me, it will be —I pay attention and notice what you like.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

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