Which do you think is funniest …

‘Pantyhamster’?

Or ‘squishmitten’?

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I’m also taken with‘skinmitten’ (it’s kinda sleazy, in a Blade Runner-esque way).

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We should ask Stephen too — he’s pretty sleazy as well ¹.

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¹ Much more so than I ².

² I’m streetwise and unphased by the goings on in the red light district because I live there … whereas he frequents the place — I’m just a local … he’s a regular ³.

³ That’s an entirely different level of sleaze: I spend a lot of time in the gutter and may, when necessary, venture into the sewers … but they aren’t my destination.