What, precisely, do you mean by a 'virtual outlet'?

Do you mean Amazon? ¹

Or is this something more abstract … like a real reading in a virtual space (hence the utterly ludicrous idea of using something so unsecure as Zoom ² )

Not into eBooks … I’d prefer a paperback myself.
Signed by the author ³.
With an accompanying autographed photo ⁴.

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¹ Check out this guy — he ‘published’ his story (about The No-armed Man) one Amazon product review at a time, for free.

² Would you like my PIN and security details as well as my bank card number?

³ Which might, or might not, be you — if we’re getting all virtual here, maybe it should be signed by the virtual author.

⁴ Which probably shouldn’t depict you (and/or the author) topless … greased/oiled up … striking a sexy pose … smouldering at the camera … but, on the other hand, if you (or the author) ever become(s) famous, it could be worth money ⁵, so maybe you should send one of those too (just in case).

⁵ I bet both of you would be only too willing to part with a not inconsiderable amount for its return at that stage.