Wash your mouth out!
You’ll notice that I always censor the vernacular.
Okay, so, really I only do it to upset Aura … who takes offense at the hypocrisy of it …
… but that’s not the point: this is a family friendly pop and we don’t use language like that around here (not often anyway ¹). What am I supposed to say to younger readers when they enquire what a gimp is … or when their parents ask me what I’ve been saying to their kids? It won’t matter that it wasn’t I who said it, I’ll be guilty by association 😒
Besides … I fucking hate the GIMP. It’s only not as bad as Photoshop by virtue of being free and, if only I could get Paint Shop Pro to run under Linux, I wouldn’t touch it with yours. In fact, I might finally have discovered a use for WINE — I’m pretty sure I’ve got an installation CD for some version or other of PSP (ca. v9) around here somewhere.
Either way around though, we’re both agreed that she’s been … <ahem> … touched up, rather than lost that amount of weight and got that fit and trim in the space of a mere two weeks (even if she has been exercising as well as subsisting on a diet of crystal meth and dysentery).
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¹ Only when I forget that I might offend people with sensibilities ².
² I despise people with sensibilities. They’re not sensitive, they merely wish to be thought so by putting their affected linguistic fascism in everyone else’s mouth (which is distasteful to say the least) — they deserve to be offended as often as is possible (if you’ll pardon my f**king French).
