2 min readAug 23, 2019
WAF’s Cooking Tips
When cooking in the dark¹, do not mix cayenne pepper and smoked paprika in the same dish — their being the same colour, it’s all too easy to get confused about which is which² … with disastrous results both before and after the morning after the night before.
In fact, it’s probably best not to cook in the dark really.
[Note To Self]
That absurdly dangerous thing you do with the ludicrously sharp knives?
Yeah … you should probably stop doing that too³.
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¹ It wasn’t actually easier than turning the kitchen light on but it seemed it right up until the point I discovered it was long since too late.
² Especially if they’re both cayenne pepper …
³ That and those other stupid things you’re in the habit of doing …
