Nov 10, 2016
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Dear [YOUR NAME HERE]
This is an abusive email.
Please write, below, the most disgusting torrent of vitriolic character-assassination ¹ that you can imagine between the ‘>’ and ‘<’ and mail it to yourself on my behalf.
Thankyou
> YOUR FILTH HERE <
Regards,
[MY NAME HERE]
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¹ Liberally peppered with abuse and vile epithets.