Troll Of The Day
Them: “ [oh that sucks — ‘:p’ equals pensive or pouty? who came up with these emojis?]”
Me: “Not in the world before know-nothing 'millennials' thought they invented everything and decided it meant something nobody else has ever meant by it since Scott Fahlmann conceived of the emoticon in 1982.
It's been ‘sticky/pokey-out-tongue’ since it was first used and anyone who thinks otherwise should be pointed and laughed at until they cry for being a …
"No, nothing, snowflake: your kind invented nothing and yours is the generation that will go down in History for having had nothing to offer and achieved nothing as a result, apart from being fatter and dying younger than even your parents; your younger siblings are still only in school and they're already changing the World more than yours could ever have hoped to if it weren't so fat and useless that it could never have even hoped to — look at you, you don't even know what ‘: P’ means. Hahahahaha, you're fat and useless … hurry up and die already!"
Pensive or pouty? Only to someone whose only contribution to the World will be as a useless eater who doesn't even take a good selfie — fat and useless …
Are they crying yet? I love the smell of pouty, duck-faced millennial tears in the morning ... in the evening ... any time of day, really; they're fat ...
… and useless.
But at least they’ll die soon … after a life of crippling debt, insolvency and never owning their own homes.”
Hahahahaha!
Now that’s what I call trolling 😀
I’ve got some choice words you can use to express your discontent with non-millennials who upset you too, if you like — I don’t discriminate … I despise you all 😉
