That’s Entertainment!

I don’t watch televised sport, least of all UFC/boxing/wrestling/whatever … but if this were A Thing™, man, I wouldn’t miss it for the World — I’d be glued to my TV!

Her: “Come to bed, babe.”

Me: “But the fight’s on.”

Bald guys charging each other head down
… now that’s ENTERTAINMENT!

Tune in to XBFL tonight … with your host, Forrest the Great

eXtreme Baldies Fighting League

We’ll sell you the seat … but you’ll only need the edge.