I don’t watch televised sport, least of all UFC/boxing/wrestling/whatever … but if this were A Thing™, man, I wouldn’t miss it for the World — I’d be glued to my TV!
Her: “Come to bed, babe.”
Me: “But the fight’s on.”
Bald guys charging each other head down
… now that’s ENTERTAINMENT!
Tune in to XBFL tonight … with your host, Forrest the Great
eXtreme Baldies Fighting League
We’ll sell you the seat … but you’ll only need the edge.