Things I Have Learned [#8847]

*sigh* … Your retarded

The 11th of July is World Population Day ¹.

But what I have to tell you is too important to wait until then.

There are approximately 7,800,000,000 people on this planet.

̶A̶p̶p̶r̶o̶x̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ 7,799,999,999 of them are wrong.


¹ It’s like World Butterfly DayWorld Sparrow DayInternational Sloth Day … or Lost Sock Memorial Day

… only not nearly so interesting.

Where Angels Fear
Where Angels Fear

Written by Where Angels Fear

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

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