The Wonder Years

The below could be a metaphor for my life — I’m him and she’s the rest of the World’s population since the start of Time until its end.

#279; In which is purchased Marmoset Coverage

I’m pretty sure le Patron could tell some not altogether dissimilar autobiographical tales — if ever there were a man likely to have been faced with an equally mindbogglingly bizarre situation, I’d be inclined to nominate him as the g̶i̶r̶l̶ boy most likely to.

have.