The Question Of Jizz

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If you’ve been following my presence here for any appreciable length of time, you’ll be aware that I, once in a while, draw your attention to some spectacularly bizarre offering available from Amazon or, even more likely, some particularly hilarious product review(s).

So … what with recent sociopolitical trends … and, on top of those, things being as they are thanks to Covid … I was put in mind of a book I read many moons ago, in which Britain had become balkanised down to the level of city states.

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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jizz-John-Hart/dp/0552994871

‎I suppose, technically, it’s SF … or, rather, ‘alternate future’ (stylistically and thematically it’s more in keeping with Rankin’s Brentford stuff, so ‘SF’ would be stretching the concept through and out the other side of a black hole really and more SF than the book, which isn’t really SF at all) — either way. Gutbloom should read it.

Given the weirdness that doesn’t so much find its way into my browser as has (I suspect) a guidebook with it picked out as a site of especial interest that weirdness just must visit

… you’ll appreciate my trepidation in typing the word ‘jizz’ into Amazon’s search — absolutely anything could turn up

And, sure enough, it did ¹

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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Girlfriend-Boyfriend-Drinking-Essential-Christmas/dp/B07KT8LW57/ref=psdc_5230727031_t1_B07KT9325F

Erm …

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WHAT!?

But the review was funny

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There were other reviews left on other suppliers’ listings, but they were all boring.

And exclusively by men, it seems; which indicates to me that there are a lot more lesbians in the World than I had previously realised ².

Anyway … Amazon … it’s not a place for the fainthearted at the best of times

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But it’s just asking for trouble to go typing things like ‘jizz’ into the search box.

Banned Skittles Advert

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¹ Avert your eyes, Aura — it’s not for nice girls.

² I don’t think that has anything to do with Erik though (it’s almost certainly unrelated to him in any way ³).

³ I don’t even think his sister is a lesbian — and she’s Dutch!

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

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