The Left Hand Of God

The blessed are undeserving of praise for the good fortune of which they are the beneficiaries but not the architects.

Likewise, the accursed are undeserving of further insult being heaped upon the misfortune for which they did not labour.

Nevertheless, mercy must be the preserve of those whose souls be not irrevocably damned; whether by their own hand or otherwise … <something to do do with left-handed people which puts them firmly in the latter camp — possibly with reference to the ‘left hand of God’ — need to work on this.>

Anyway …

… the point is that, study after study has irrefutably proven that the single most negative outcome of chronic incest is congenital imbecility.

Once upon a time, insane asylums were open to the Public — members of which would pay to visit such institutions for the purpose of amusing themselves by mocking the inmates.

In these more enlightened times that is no longer permitted.

Thanks, however, to Tories, UKIP, Republicans et al and their supporters, there remains in the World a more than ample supply of swivel-eyed, web-toed retards to point and laugh at.

Right-wingers … the best argument there is that 16/17-year-olds do not have the necessary maturity to wield the vote.

[Note To Self: Add something along the lines of ‘paedophilia, necrophilia, coprophila, bestiality, right-wing beliefs: all are the product of incest’ … but it doesn’t quite flow — need to work on this].