The Fascinating Truth About Sphincters

Not something I ever thought I’d see in print.

I’m going to regret doing an image search on this with Safe Search off, aren’t I?

I know I shouldn’t, but … well … once you’ve thought of it, you can’t help yourself can you? You’re morbidly fascinated and just have to know.

And there’s only one way to be sure, isn’t there?

I reckon John Tinney should write a story based on it.