Where Angels Fear
4 min readAug 20, 2020

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You sure about that? All I’m saying is no one has ever seen both of us in the same room….

That’s a disturbing thought!

Select track 2 (Kubrick’s Corona) and listen to the sample at 1'50"

Ah, now the strange namedrop in your Goop story makes sense.

Nah .. that was just to remind you of the Carnivale episode in which the guy offers Ben Hawkins the use of his Downs Syndrome daughter on the basis that she’s not all there “but not all of her needs to be.”

I’m not suggesting I’ve ever done anything that degenerate myself … although I was tempted to seduce a … how can I put this … female human … with absolutely zero personality or character … effectively a living, breathing,walking doll made of flesh and blood and bone (the lights on, but nobody home) … not a person as you or I would understand it, more an empty vessel … just to see what it felt like to be a pervert …

… but I figured you’d appreciate the concept and if I’m ever going to explore perversion in its truest form (rather than simply writhe around in soiled diapers), who better to discuss it with than you, eh? There’s just not that many people would understand my distaste for the (moral) degeneracy of burlesque — it takes a not insignificant degree of imagination to appreciate why sibling incest is like sleeping with both your parents … at the same time … that most of them just don’t have, so I can’t discuss it with them

But … I went to all that trouble and you didn’t even acknowledge you’d seen it!

I’m hurt.

But monologuing about it before executing your genius evil plan?

A genius I may be … evil, I am not.

At least not if you don’t count my hope that, despite my giving away my intent, you’d be too innocent not to go ahead and do it anyway… providing me the excuse that I wasn’t dishonest and made my intent clear right from the outset, so, hadn’t done anything bad (not technically) …

Tummm tee tummm … laaaa dee daaaaa … nothing to see here

Did you grow a waxed mustache to twirl during lock-up or something?

Not as such, no … and with good reason, if you recall …

I don’t touch prototypes — those are a sure way to crash your computer.

You lightweight!

Call yourself a gamer!?

And I thought you were hardcore!

(What’s the emoji for :witheringly_scornful ?)

And when it does I won’t be able to tell if it’s a rootkit infection or a ransomware attack or just plain bad coding, because obviously I don’t know what I’m doing.

Nice try … but no ̶c̶i̶g̶a̶r̶ leg-over, I’m afraid.

You’ll know ransomware, when you see it — you can’t miss the big popup telling you to pay up or lose your data forever.

If it isn’t simply bad coding then money will disappear from your bank … you’ll get bills for things you never bought, purchased with credit cards you don’t own … your account passwords won’t work … that kind of thing — you’ll know you’ve got a rootkit/something else nefarious, not simply a buggy app.

Hey, if you want a little disturbing, slow descent to insanity point and click, have you played Horns of Fear? It’s not bad at all.

No.

Is it a browser based game? Will it work on Linux?

My Windows machine is for audio, graphic, animation, relatedly creative things only — no games of any kind … not even office software

Games I play on my consoles — never on my phone (which is, again, a tool, not a toy).

So, the only other option is a browser based game that doesn’t rely on .Net or something stupid like that.

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Where Angels Fear
Where Angels Fear

Written by Where Angels Fear

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

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