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Speed Dating

What a waste of time!

Who needs 6 minutes!?

All I need is 6 seconds to ask the following question — I timed it, and it takes precisely 6 seconds to ask.

It’s quick.

It’s easy — requiring a simple “Yes” or “No” answer.

And when she answers I’ll know whether or not there’s any chance of her being the right kind of girl for me.

The question is: “Do you want to come Hamleys with me, get a baseball bat from the Sports department and go baby-toy-seal-clubbing in the Stuffed-Toys department?

If she says “No”, there’s no chance she’ll be the girl for me.

Anyway … whilst we’re on the topic …

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Where Angels Fear

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.