Speaking as a European, I can categorically state with 100% certainty that the following observation will never be disputed by any other European: Ian Thorpe knows not simply nothing but less than nothing about Europe, Europeans or what we think about anything.

If he knew nothing, that would be one thing … but what he thinks he knows isn’t even wrong — hence, he knows less than nothing about us or what we think about anything.

Do not, therefore, listen to anything he tells you about Europe, Europeans or what we think about anything.

Just to pre-empt the tediously predictable response that he will … as sure as he will lie about ever having been to Europe or even having ever seen a European (never mind knowing one personally) … pen in response to this, let me assure everyone reading this that … for reasons I am no more able to go into here than he is able to justify his own wild claims (do your own research, sheeple; google, youtube, infowars, parler and gab are only a frenzied, saliva-flecked, wild stab of your pudgy, basement-dwelling fingers away) … as it happens I do know every single European who has ever lived, have spoken to every single one of them and am, therefore, in a position to guarantee you that there is not even the least chance (not if you kept counting for all eternity in the hope there might be a ‘1’ at the end of that ‘0.000…0%’) that any European would contradict what I have said here nor that any European will ever contradict it — because there will never come a time when we swallow the horseshit he claims.

This has been a public information announcement on behalf of Europe and its inhabitants, by a European living in Europe, who has lived in many different parts of it for many more years than Ian Thorpe has been alive, if his avatar/profile photo is anything to go by — and, if it isn’t then that’s something I’d keep quiet about, if I were him (being young and ignorant is embarrassing enough, but remaining that ignorant even longer is something to hide).

Thankyou for your attention.