SouthpawPoet, SouthpawPoet
Something, something … ¹

… has been penning tree-hugging hippy nonsense about feng shui.

Or something — I don’t know for sure what … I (understandably) didn’t pay attention.

So, I feel it my public duty to remind everyone that:


¹ I can’t think of a rhyme
(Wouldn’t you just know it!?)

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

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