Sesame Street For Grownups

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Today’s lesson (How To Impart Supplementary Information) was brought to you by the words

‘emphasis’

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‘tonal stress’

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And the take-home point was that emphasising the word ‘off’ in the phrase “NOooo, f*ck OFF, you c*nt” makes it clear that whether you are one is not a matter of debate and that it was, therefore, only a question of what you were going to be told to f*uck (off, yourself and/or the horse you rode in on) … not if.

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Tune into tomorrow’s episode to learn how to succinctly make your point without words.

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