Rule Britannia ¹

Marmalade And Jam
Three Chinese Crackers Up Your Arsehole
Bang! Bang! Bang!

Too soon?

I might be persuaded to wear my trousers and underwear at ‘half mast.’

I might even salute ².

I mean … I wouldn’t want to get arrested or anything …

Why are people getting arrested in Britain for being republicans? | Zoe Williams

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¹ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ

² I think Ronald would approve 😉