Marmalade And Jam
Three Chinese Crackers Up Your Arsehole
Bang! Bang! Bang!

Too soon?

I might be persuaded to wear my trousers and underwear at ‘half mast.’

I might even salute ².

I mean … I wouldn’t want to get arrested or anything …


² I think Ronald would approve 😉



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Where Angels Fear

Where Angels Fear


There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.