QotD
(A Roundup of Found Pieces ¹ )
That was so incoherent that I’m not sure I understand what you’re trying to say any better than you do yourself … but it sounded like rubbish to me.
That’s not actually an admission of guilt, is it?
In fact, it’s a bit weaselly — the kind of response that might appeal to the Heil-reading, Brexit-voting pub-philosopher who stands to reason, innit … but that, upon examination with the aid of two or more braincells, reveals itself to be not simply no more than a filibusteringly long-winded restatement of the question but, furthermore, of a question nobody asked in the first place.
Have you considered going into politics?
Or PR?
Looking for sympathy?
It’s in the dictionary … between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’.
Them: “I’m no expert but […]”
Me: “Well, fuck off with your uninformed opinion then!”
Don’t you have a witch-burning to go to?
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¹ No, you lefthanded freak … I don’t know where, when or to whom I said them — that’s why they’re found pieces.