Proud ̶H̶o̶m̶o̶p̶h̶o̶b̶e̶ Homophone

Apart from not being xenophobic, racist, sexist, homophobic or giving a shit what religion somebody chooses to believe in, the differences between me and the denizens of Incest (Alabama) aren't as great as they might appear.

Private discussion with the linguistically differently abled leads me to suspect that … whilst they have an excuse … the rest of you don’t ¹.

SO, SORT IT OUT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc


¹ Unless your name’s Cletus, of course — in which case, go ahead and eat Grandma².

² You’re probably married to her anyway.

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