Private airborne vehicles (flying cars) must NEVER be allowed!

It’s bad enough on the roads as it is.

Now picture these cheery scenarios:

  1. You’re driving along, when some idiot who isn’t looking where he’s going decides to change altitude … right underneath you. WHAM!
  2. You’re driving along, when some idiot above you, with a clapped out heap he hasn’t maintained for years, suddenly breaks down and loses altitude. WHAM!
  3. You’re in your garden/on your penthouse roof/balcony, sunning yourself/having a barbecue with friends/family/the boss, when scenario 1 or 3 happens to you. WHAM!
  4. You are the culprit. WHAM!
  5. Joyriders! (C.f. scenarios 1, 2 ,3 ,4) WHAM!
  6. Birds! WHAM!
  7. You break down … quite literally. WHAM!
  8. High-speed police-chase goes awry. WHAM!
  9. Hijackings … HOW far is it to Uzbeckistan!?!



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Where Angels Fear

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.