Plagiarism ¹ of the Day
“How did you sleep?”
“Like a baby.”
“You soiled yourself twice and woke up screaming?”
¹ As in, SouthpawPoet, I didn’t say it to anyone, I ripped it off someone else and haven’t attributed it to them — I did make it more interesting than it was in its original form though, by making it an exchange between two people ².
² So you can’t complain.