Phwoar! ¹

I didn’t write this … but you wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn I had, would you? 😉

How to eat: crumpets

Pay careful attention: the only things you should be putting on crumpets are butter, butter and marmalade, or butter and jam … and the only thing you should drink with them is tea — black tea … with milk.

Anything else just wouldn’t be British and would, therefore, be wrong … foreign, in fact …

Faun Parts

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¹ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/phwoar ².

² https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bit_of_crumpet