I understand

Philosophically, that claim is debatable at best.

But, on this occasion at least, it does appear to coincide with Reality remarkably.

nothing I’d say or do would change your response…

Well, no … duh. Q.E.D.

So I won’t do anything :)

Oooh, you know how to make a man moist!

But, it’s okay, I know that’s a promise you’re congenitally incapable of keeping — so I won’t hold it against you when you don’t.