P@triots vs Ch*ckens

I am excitedly anticipating living in a post-Brexit Britain, in which people feel empowered to give voice to chickenphobic sentiments in an environment hostile to non-native species of fowl.

No, really … I am: it’ll be fantastic … great … I’m looking forward to it already — I can’t wait!

P.S. Do not type the chorus into an image search with ‘Safe Search’ off!

It is not good for your peace of mind to do so.

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