Ooh … nice backhanded Pratchett there — a velvet glove compliment with an iron fist twist ¹.
But I think I’m a bit more complex a being than simply ‘dom’, thanks very much ² — I get my kicks above the waistline ³.
¹ All the more so due to it really being as much (if not more) about your own prowess as such rather than about who I might be — I’m not blind though, daywalker … I can see there’s something odd about the grip on your sword.
² No matter how accomplished my mastery of that particular facet of human nature when I put my mind to it.
³ Even when engaged in below-the-waistline activities 😛