One clap?

One!?

This isn’t the Eurovision Song Contest, you know — I’m not Norway!

When I used to work in bars and get tips from members of the public, I’d give back a tip of more than that on the basis of “Keep it … you clearly need the money more than I do.”

And I wasn’t being nice about it either.

One!?

You just see if I name-drop you next time I ‘google’ anything unsavoury! [1]

Let alone anything untoward-cum-distasteful.

[Heh … I said ‘cum’ ; )]

You just see!

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[1] I don’t, btw — I wouldn’t touch Google with yours, mate!