Feb 5, 2021
Have you actually looked at the mess you’ve made of your profile?
I can understand why’d you’d proudly display it on your fridge and, later … when your kid begs you to take it down, because it’s embarrassing … insist on keeping it there not only because you still feel that maternal pride but also because it annoys the piss out of little shit and vengeance is sweet, but … seriously … it’s not a good look in public — you need to sort it out.
Yes, this is trivia … think about it ¹.
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¹ Really … think about it ².
² I’m a psychologist … you may question my methods, but not my reasons ³.
³ Not least because … lovely though I am … I have other reasons as well ⁴.
⁴ Private reasons.
