Oh … that … yeah, I noticed there was talk of a storm somewhere … and a hurricane somewhere else … and a typhoon somewhere else … and a firespout somewhere else yet again …

But none of them are happening (or going to happen) to me, or anyone I care about, so I don’t care and don’t pay attention — I live in the First World … we don’t need to worry about weather ¹.

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¹ https://medium.com/@WhereAngelsFearToTread/why-is-it-so-effing-dark-9a3c11164791