Oh, God!

I love the almost religious fervour with which atheists shout their staunchly held belief that there is no God in all our faces … because we need saving from false religion.

It hasn’t worked for the Jehova’s Witnesses or the Mormons, so, what makes them think anyone’s gonna be converted to their faith?

If anything, you’d think they’d look at the track record of those latter groups and ask themselves what chance they have, themselves, of persuading people to believe in ‘no-one’.

After all … I don’t need to believe in the absence of things — I can see that some fucker’s stolen my car!