Crapweasel (with Pictures)

The Crapweasel crawls up your bottom and dies whilst you sleep.

And fills it with poo.

The Dragon of Unhappiness lives in the toilet.

Yes, I’m going to be in the company of some children in the next few days.

Make My Day

So, I thought I’d better get ready to entertain them …

Nursery Crime

Children’s Parties

If nothing else, it should make for an interesting/entertaining time when their parents get a call from the school afterwards.

I’m available for all kinds of children’s events, should anyone wish to book my services …

Come out, come out, wherever you are

… I’m very educational.

Monkey Dust — Foxes