Not many people can be both cool and weird, it’s true … but that’s just yet another reason why I’m so cool.

Granted, you may be on to something re the weirdness insofar as most people don’t find some of what I say weird so much as outright disturbing but simply tell themelves I’m weird because they’d rather not think about the alternative 😉 But, so far at least, the people I meet who don’t take the time to get to know me properly tell me in so many words, to my face that I’m weird — so, I’m afraid the rest of the World disagrees with you about it.

As for being cool … that is incontestably true — even you know that.