Nope, I don’t need to go anywhere near the Darkweb.
I don’t quite know how it works … I long, long ago stopped doing searches on “odd strange weird warped sick twisted wrong degenerate” and a whole load of other search terms that I have long since forgotten, it’s been so long since I bothered.
These days … for many, many years now, in fact … it just finds me … sidles into my browser whilst I’m busy minding my own business …
… and the next thing I know, I’m looking at thumb-sucking adults …