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No … and you won’t get any either …
All you can do … for the time being … is drop down your user-menu (from your user-icon, as before), right-click on the Stories entry and open it in another tab.
If you’re on mobile, you may, or may not be able to do this, but … if you are on mobile and can’t, it serves you right and, if you’re looking for sympathy in that case, you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary — use a proper browser!
Also …
But pangolins are really cute :)
No, they aren’t … they’re endangered , you monster, and there is no room in that equation for self-indulgent, first world, white, middle-class mawkishness!
It’s people like you who are everything that is wrong with the World today!
Go to China and spend some time in a sanctuary, making artificial pangolin limbs from fair-trade, organic, wheaten, wholemeal hair that was ethically and respectfully gathered from the combs of indigenous grandmothers, by Cressida and Tarquin, whilst integrating into the community in an undiscovered backwater off the poverty-tourism trail they were following on their gap-year working-holiday to help cultures less techno-socially evolved than their own remain all that they might be, could be, ought to be, should be.
Get woke! There’ll be a test.
