Move Along

You know what … I started out writing a piece, but by the time I got to the end of the pre(r)amble, I realised that … even without one of my trademark shaggy-dog introductions … there really was no point in saying any of it.

So, I haven’t ¹.

Anyhow … I aten’t dead.

And that’s about it really.

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¹ Aura will (probably) never learn what gusset-moistening mention I might have been going to make of Idris Elba, but that’s just life, I’m afraid … you don’t always get what you didn’t know you wanted.