Micronesia: A bit too far-fetched, perhaps but, nevertheless … if I squint my ears a bit, I can almost hear him saying it.

Angola: Good … yep, the segue to the US opioid epidemic being down to Angola … yeah … I can hear him saying that — and I don’t even need to squint to do so.

Guyana: Genius. If he hasn’t already made that mistake, he will — in fact, I might be prepared to pop down to the nearest bookies’ and see if they’ll accept a wager on it.