Many Sappy Returns Of The Day

Awwwww … is it your burfday?

Is it the big ‘0’?

Iz ‘oo worried you’re getting old?

Haz ‘oo weached the gwand old age of … how many years younger than me!?

Awwwww … Happy Birthday.

Now …

Rimmer, Red Dwarf s01e06: “Stop Your Foul Whining”

… if you’re looking for sympathy …

You’ll find it between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’ in the dictionary.