Man, it's like some crappy horror or science fiction B movie, isn't it? Not just loss of contact with the outside world, or even a global pandemic, oh no ... Plague fucking Island! The only way it could be worse would be if it were the US!

I'm telling you, the only things I have ever missed about this country whenever I've been out of it are chips, Christmas Pudding, Mince Pies, Trifle, custard, crumpets, proper thick-cut marmalade (not jam) ... and when I want a gravy sandwich, the crap bread (there’s nothing else in the World can hold liquid like it).

Other than that, the only thing it's got going for it is the music scene — which, admittedly, is better than the rest of the World put together, but ...

*sigh*