1. A beard does not suit me.
  2. Moustaches come in two varieties and, no matter what you look like clean shaven, afterwards you look like either a 1970s porn actor, or a cut-price Adolf Hitler:

BEFORE

AFTER

3. I do not look like a 1970s porn actor.

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