Jamie Don’ Tawk Proppa

Least ‘e nevva dun wen I knew ‘im — dunno these days … ain’ seen ‘im in decades.

I go’ inna trubbaw fuh sahndin’ like i’ meeself.

More’n wunce ‘n awl.

Sahnded too cockney, I did, ‘n’a’ weren’ good ‘nuff — I ‘ad to improov meeself … make suffink ov meeself … make a fyootcha fuh meeself.

So, off we wen’ … sumwhere as I’d lern wo’ they cawl ‘Ruhseeved Pronunseeyashun’ (‘R.P.’).

Nah, Dear ¹

Right …

Thumpin’ Birthday Thesaurus, Batman!

How To Write Like A Wanker

. Proud H̶o̶m̶o̶p̶h̶o̶b̶e̶ Homophone

So …

No One Likes a Grammar Snob

Siii … iii … iiigh

It’s a proper noun, describing a branch of science, not descriptive of a ‘law’ of medicine propounded by Shakespeare’s doctors, you ignoramus!

I give up!

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