I've led an interesting (if occasionally somewhat dissolute) life, it's true — it's had its share of more sorrowful moments … and not a few ‘brown trousers’ moments … but, by and large, it's been one, long party … (quite literally for the thirty-odd years leading up to Covid).

I went to interesting places, met interesting people and did interesting things — if it weren't for the fact I'd likely get arrested (if I weren't 'disappeared' by certain bodies first), I'd write my autobiography 😉