No one in proximity to give me a pearl necklace, I’m afraid.
But even if there was, I’d still think it a bit of a waste.

I’ve just got to ask, haven’t I?

What would you consider not a waste?

Please be gentle with me in your reply — graphic detail is not required.

Just because I have seen enough hentai to know where things are going, doesn’t mean I’m an anime and manga fan — yet. There’s intentions to convert me on that though.

Yeah, I found Eyes of the Overfiend particularly distasteful.

I just don’t get it myself.

But we’ve already talked about my thoughts/feelings about BDSM; I’m just not into soiled nappies/diapers or bedwetting … that’s all there is to it — I’m a man, not a little boy and don’t need mommy’s permission.

I am very easy to please.

Well…Easy to entertain is probably more accurate.
Just this morning I was entertained watching idiots on YouTube shock themselves with electric dog collars, and muscle stimulators.

Each to their own, I guess … and it’s not that I can’t imagine doing that kind of thing myself; there’s a certain element of the taking it in turns to shoot each other in the leg and laugh in pain about me — the adrenalin surge, I suspect … I’m a born thrill-seeker.

But I’m not a voyeur and watching others just doesn’t do it for me — I’d rather get my own rocks off in the time it takes to watch someone else.