Oct 26, 2020
It did have that ring of truth to it, yes.
But they really need to think about their PR: San Francisco doesn’t stink of urine … it has about it a hint of impatience:
They really should hire me:
I’ll turn their piss soaked streets into a selling point: the reason people are urinating everywhere is because they live in such a vibrant, go getting place where people are busy busy busy and don’t have time to stop and find a public convenience. That isn’t the stench of indiscretion, it’s the sweet (okay, slightly acrid, but nevertheless) smell of success. Come to San Francisco … and we’ll piss on you!
