Iron Sky: The Coming Race — A Film/Movie Review

SouthpawPoet likes me to write reviews … and, as it happens, I have, albeit unintentionally, just written one, albeit (again) somewhere else, for entirely different reasons.

So, here it is:

If you’re interested in lizard people living at the Earth’s core … or at least in the hollow part of the Earth anyway … I recommend watching the film/movie Iron Sky.

Iron Sky isn’t about lizard people living at the Earth’s core … or at least in the hollow part of the Earth anyway … it’s about Moon Nazis.

But you need to watch it or else the sequel, Iron Sky: The Coming Race … which is about lizard people living at the Earth’s core … or at least in the hollow part of the Earth anyway … well, sort of … not much, but still sort of (Adolf Hitler rides a tyrannosaurus rex at the Earth’s core … or at least in the hollow part of the Earth anyway … and I’m pretty sure his twin brother is a lizard-person … or, if he isn’t, someone down there is in any event) … won’t make any sense.

I don’t recommend watching Iron Sky: The Coming Race … it’s pretty rubbish … but … even though it isn’t about lizard people living at the Earth’s core … or at least in the hollow part of the Earth anyway … Iron Sky is amusing enough — I’ve watched worse.

Or you could play Dino Storm.

It’s not all that good though. Wolfenstein: The New Order is better — you go to the Moon and fight Nazis.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.